Drink and drive should not be a problem now. after all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
First: sound check (22/03) second: light check (05/04) third: full dj party on! (15/04) #9baje9minute
Ramayan, mahabharat and shaktiman on doordarshan again: after sanitizer, if someone else has gotten the job is 'doordarshan'!
In all this covid-19 madness, we forgot to evacuate two indians from the uk... vijay mallya and nirav modi!
Queen, prince and prime minister in isolation. so who is in charge of great britain? finance minister rishi or home minister priti? quite a comeback after 200 years! indian ruling britain!
Pm modi 2016 - aaj raat 12 baje se 1000 aur 500 ke note nahi chalenge. pm modi 2020 - aaj raat 12 baje se log hi nahi chalenge. take care and stay home for each other! #stayathome
Trump woke up after listening to india clapping/crackers/whistling and calls modi - trump: did you invent any drug to treat corona? modi: no trump: did you stop further cases? modi: no trump: then why all this celebration? modi: in our bollywood, after a few serious scenes we have a song and dance sequence which has nothing to do with the story or plot. we were just following the formula!